The Marriage Certificate/Death Certificate

Marriage Certificate

"This is to certify that Mrs. _______ has been given the authority to take over Mr._______'s life."
Post Marriage she would be authorized to

• take all his money to shop
• use his place to live
• take decision on when to and how to make love
• suspect him on any move
• no late night parties with friends for him
• take whole control of his life

P.S.: Marriage = Mr._______'s life miserable....

So What... If "Looks are Temporary"...

Some time back I visited my friend's place... There I got a chance to meet a guy (don't want to disclose the name) of around 40 yrs of age who try to prove his points to me...
First he said that only a Guys should pay on a lunch or dinner with the girl friend... I gave in...
Then he said that your marriage gonna be arranged... I don't know how he get to this point... Again I gave in...
But his bullshit didn't stop...
I thought what the fuck...!

When he said "Looks are temporary thing... And one should not follow a girl just for her looks... She should have a golden heart... even if she don't have that Angelina Jolie look..."

I do agree with that... But that day i wanted to show that guy... that What I Am... and There is no need to enforce your thinking on someone..

So i replied him... In a low tone... as much as i could... coz i have that tone wali problem...
I said "No Sir... I don't think so... I mean Why should I bear a permanent loss... When i can have a temporary profit?"
Everybody who was present there was stunned on my comment...And start looking at that guy... To check out the shit on his face... and To get some clue about his answer to my comment....

But he did not replied to me... I don't exactly know the reason for that...

May be I offended him.. as he was almost double of my age...
May be He did not wanted to carry that conversation to avoid a bad end...
May be He got my point...

Whatever was the reason of his muteness that day... But I enjoyed the end of that conversation... ;)

P.S. : I hope you too like this... And can help me find out the reason for his MUTISM...

Comments are most welcome...

I don't eat Watermelon (Tarbooz)

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Today i want to confess something...
That I don't eat Watermelon... you may think that what so big deal about that...
but there is...
Yeah I do not eat Tarbooz and I do not have any reason for that.
I mean "If somebody do not eat something then there are some issues about that eatable, whether its taste, its smell or its look etc."
But I have never taste or smell it ever.
This famous fruit of summer... could not win my heart.
May be its my attitude towards this fruit.
And its not like that that m not a foodie or i don't try experiments... I do them a lot...
I keep experiments with the cuisines and there various foods but I had never got that feel which can make me
eat Tarbooz, or even taste it.
I do not know what you guys gonna think about it... but this is it...

Wants To Hear All Lies

We are quite responsible for all the lies we hear daily, because we are so in a fondness of hearing a lie. So we should not held responsible for all the lie someone told us… somewhere deep in heart…we all wants to hear a lie…

Girlfriend wants to hear that she is not fat even she knows she is but still she expects boys to say “no darling! You do not look fat… in this dress.”

Boys want to hear that they are the best choice for the women in the town… or they are stud…

Boss wants to hear that the project will be complete in one week… even he knows that it’s not possible… but he wants that as the answer.

Family wants to hear that their only son will marry the girl they going to choose for him… but he won’t.

And other examples…

Whatever we want… We want to listen that… as it are… without and altercations…

P.S.: But this one is true...

Kill that larger than life ego

Every woman already knows it and every man will know it after reading this.

What is in there? Why a man doesn’t say sorry so often? Why a man keep saying that he don’t love her even he knows it is all wrong? Why words about his ego make him so furious like hell?

Sometimes even MAN do not have the answers to the above questions. But the guy, who has really goes deep to his heart in search of his lost love, knows it all. So many times it happens that a man do not go back to her GF just because he thinks that it will hurt his self respect, but the thing he cares about is not his self respect but the huge male ego. And when he gets it in his head all he have is invitation of her marriage ceremony. Hehe… no that’s not funny… I was just making it lighter. So I was saying that it’s not so big deal if a boy goes to her and fetch her back from all the boundaries she have.

You know it’s funny when a man says he is not egoist, because every man has it… low or high, but it is always there with him.

Ego born with a man, and keeps on increasing with his age and dies with him in the deathbed. 

P.S.: I do have it... ;)