Gandhigiri - A poem

I was just time passing at the time when i wrote it down. So if you dont like it please don't blame me.... for anything.. ;)


Gandhi ne di satya-ahimsa,

Raju ne di ek nayi theory,

Naam tha uska GANDHIGIRI...

Logo ne kiya wo lesson,

Chhod di sabne ne gundagiri,

Naam tha uska GANDHIGIRI...

Sab lene pahuche apni PF or Pension,

Jisse afsaro ki tension badhi,

Naam tha uska GANDHIGIRI...

Media kaise rehti piche,

Shuru ki ek nayi kadi,

Naam tha uska GANDHIGIRI...

Baat pahuchi jab swarglok,

Gandhi ko mil gayi pari,

Naam tha uska GANDHIGIRI...

kab tak chalta ye sab drama,

Raju ne 3 idiots launch kari,

Udd gayi sari GANDHIGIRI....

Ab aya hai "AAL IZZ WELL",

Kab tak chalega, Hoga Ek din FAIL!!!!!!!!!

P.S.: Hehehe....

A Dog : Latest Victim of Caste-ism in India

Today, when I was reading newspaper, my eyes fall on and unusual news which was entitled as “Dog Cast(e) away after Dalit touch”. I got curious to read that news. And after reading this I found out that our country needs a great social change in mostly every part of country. The news said that, in Morena district of Madhya Pradesh, a dog was kicked out of house by his lords just because dog has eaten a piece of roti (Bread) from the house of a Dalit.

Just because of this small reason… that Rajput family (owner of dog), calls for Panchyat. In which they decided that the dog does not belongs to its original owner anymore and that dalit women have to take care of him… and worse to that… Panchyat impose Rs.15000 fine on the poor Dalit farmer’s family.

Oh Gosh! When I mean when such people will start behaving normally, this type of things are shame on humanity. I really feel bad and sorry for such incidents.

P.S.: Call Mayawati… she will handle them … hehehe…

Eat, Pray and Win - With Suresh Kalmadi

Reporter: Sir what is your strategy for CWG.

Kalmadi: We have planed everything… and we will win most medals in the history of Indian sports.

Reporter: Which strategy?

Kalmadi: “Eat, Pray and Win” strategy.

Reporter: Sir please, can we go into the details.

Kalmadi: 

• Eat- We have the most corrupt officials in our OC. Who are assigned task to eat more money do less work.
• Pray- We pray to lord INDRA daily, to stop the rain so that games can take place normally.
• Win- This is the most secrete one; we will make our competitors quit CWG, so that the competition will over and Indians will win the highest number of medals in the history Common Wealth Games.

A Strategy of Wining most medals in Common Wealth Games

Many of us may abuse the politicians and construction companies daily, because of the bad and corrupt work they did so far for one of the most eagerly waited event in Delhi… yes I think u got which event I am talking about… I am talking about Common Wealth Games…

I think Indian Politicians got the new and most easy way of wining most gold medals in the coming CWG event. Their Strategy is similar to the Virus’s strategy in 3 idiots… Remove your competitor from the competitions and u will win the game.

 Same thing is happening in Delhi. CWG organizing committee makes the event location and the games village in a way that all the other countries will back out after reviewing the conditions of stadiums, poor security, filthy roads and dengue. Resulting, most of the countries may go to back out from the CWG-2010. And this way India will win the highest number of medals in CWG… It may even create a world record… hehe…

I am not criticizing the government but showing the other side of story and optimism in a funnier way. I hope you guys won’t mind my writing.

P.S.: I am proud Indian but I am not proud of what is going on in country.

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INDIAN OF THE WEEK -- SATYAJIT RAY

Whenever world’s Film Community will talk about greatest guys of all time in Cinema, he will always be there. No one can ever forget his contribution to the World Cinema.

I am talking about Mr. SATYAJIT RAY. Yes he is the man, whose work got lots of critical acclaim worldwide. And he was regarded as one of the greatest auteurs of 20^th century cinema.

Born on 2^nd May 1921 in Calcutta, he was an Indian Bengali Filmmaker. Ray started his career as artist, but later took independent film making as career after meeting French Filmmaker Jean Renoir and viewing the Italian master piece “Bicycle Thieves” in London.

In his entire career he shot 37 films, which includes feature films, short films and documentaries. Ray’s first film Pather Panchali wan 11 international awards in 1955. Aparajito and Apur Sansar complete the triology named “The Apu Triology”. He won 37 national awards from Indian Government during his film career. He became the first Indian to win Academy Award in 1991. He was also a fiction writer, publisher, illustrator, graphic designer and film critic. Ray designed covers for many books, including Jim Corbett's Maneaters of Kumaon, and Jawaharlal Nehru's Discovery of India.

Upendrakishore Ray, Ray's grandfather was a writer, illustrator, philosopher, publisher, amateur astronomer and a leader of the Brahmo Samaj. Sukumar Ray, Upendrakishore's son, was a pioneering Bengali writer of nonsense rhyme and children's literature, an illustrator and a critic. So I must say that he had a great ancestry.

I have seen his work in The Apu Triology and Shatranj Ke Khiladi. And I was very impressed from his work in those films. Shatranj Ke Khiladi (1977) was his first non Bengali film and it was based on Munsi Premchand’s Novel with the same name. On 23^rd April 1992 Ray left the world after a long period of illness.

Up to some extent, I feel so proud to have a film maker like him in India. I was happy to see his film The Apu Triology in worlds top 100 films of the 20^th century. Want to see his work more and I am eagerly waiting for his documentary on Sikkim which was banned by censor board. Now this film is about set to release on his next birthday i.e. ; 2^nd May 2011.

P.S.: I hope for the future directors that they would achieve more than him and make India proud. 

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The Pillow And The Traveler

Sameer was leaving home tonight for his adventure journey.  He was late and did not packed his bag on time. Now he was in haste and was very furious. His mother did all packing for him. In all the stuff she packed for him… there was a pillow that was taking a lot of space. Looking at that… Sameer said, “Mom! Why you put this pillow… I don’t want this and also it is taking a lot of space. How would I take this on tracking?”

His mother said, ”Sameer, don’t take it as burden. It will help you in many ways.”

“In what ways Mom?” he said with angry tone.

“I can give you three most important reasons to put this in your bag.”

“And what are they?”

“First: Whenever you miss me or your girlfriend hug it tight with eyes closed you will feel better.

Second: Whenever you feel frustrated or bad, punch it, fight it…. Pillow won’t fight back.

Third: When you feel tired and messed up… put your head on it and rest.

Fourth: When you feel like crying… cry on it, it will absorb all your tears.”

“Oh! I love you mom… you care for me so much. Sorry for my behavior”

“It’s ok son. Mom always does care. Take care!”

P.S.: Nothing can match Mom’s care.

INDIAN OF THE WEEK -- SACHIN R. TENDULKAR

So our little master did it again... he surprised the world by achieving the position of Group Captain in Indian Air Force. He now has the habit of achieving such a great heights. He has a huge fan following in the world and In India 

"Cricket is the religion, and Sachin is the God...". 

Tendulkar was born in Bombay (Mumbai) to a marathi family. His father Ramesh Tendulkar was a marathi novelist. He named him after his favorite musician Sachin Dev Burman. His brother Ajit Tendulkar encourages him to play cricket. When he join MRF Pace Foundation... he wanted to be a fast bowler.. but Denies Lillee, Auatralian fast bowler suggested him to focus on his batting.

On 11 December 1988,when he was just 15 years and 232 days old, Tendulkar scored 100 not out in his debut first-class match for Bombay against Gujarat, making him the youngest Indian to score a century on first-class debut.

Dilip Vengaskar picked him up for the tour to Pakistan in 1989. In Pakistan, in his first test match he was bowled by Waqar Younis at a score of 15 runs.

It had taken him 79 ODIs to score a century.. but he never looked back after that.

He has a record of making 94 centuries till date in international cricket. This is not the end... he has scored most runs on the planet. And many of such records.. 

Here is a small story about him when he started his cricket coaching under Ramakant Achrekar..

When Sachin Tendulkar becomes exhuasted after practice sessions.. Achrekar would put a one-Rupee-coin on the top of the stumps, and the bowler who dismissed Tendulkar would get the coin. If Tendulkar passed the whole session without getting dismissed, the coach would give him the coin. Tendulkar now considers the 13 coins he won then as some of his most prized possessions.

After all these achievements ...  Tendulkar became the first sportsperson and the first personality without an aviation background to be awarded the honorary rank of Group Captain by the Indian Air Force.

I think there is nothing left for him to achieve... :)

But everyone knows he wont stop ever...

P.S.: During the Australian tour of India in 1998 Matthew Hayden said "I have seen God. He bats at no. 4 in India in Tests."

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